Saturday, December 17, 2011

Belly Buttons

B: I think my bellybutton's getting shallower.
C: Wait.  WHAT?
B: What? I think it's getting shallower.
C: No, where did that come from?  We're listening to Trump not moderating the debate and you come out with "my bellybutton's getting shallower".
B: Well, I think it is.
C: Let me see...
(studies my bellybutton...)
C: You know, what's weird is it's going to pop out.  Does that mean mine can pop out?
B: You don't have a baby in there.
C: Nope, just lint...