Jersey Shore concerns

So I've gotten C totally hooked on Jersey Shore.  I know, I know... We've been texting back and forth today while he is at work being a big lawyer and stuff and I am doing chores at the house sitting my ass on the couch watching The Talk. CBS broke in to tell the nation about the rare east coast earthquake felt from Virginia to New York.  I text this info to C and tell him that it was so widely felt because it was a shallow earthquake.  This is his response, no editing:

"Fascinating!  I love how the New York press is all "earthquake felt in NY and NJ."  It's epicenter was in VA! Hahahah!  Ooooh! (no lie, he said Ooooh!) I wonder if it affected the Jersey Shore filming?!"