Bathroom Troubles

We had really awesome nachos for dinner (find recipe here).  Guess things aren't sitting so well for C.  His tummy has been talking yelling all night.  After a trip to the bathroom read the comics, this conversation occurs...

C: "Harrumph!"
B: "Things didn't go so well?"
C: "No, it wasn't very productive."
B: "It was all the cheese" (from the really awesome nachos)
C: "Yeah, I guess."
pause...
C: "I mean, I was noisy..."

I don't really know what to say to that...